How to improve the look (and taste) of junk mail...
First step - look really cute in pigtails and Flashdance ensemble - check!
Second step - take morning yogurt and smear all over junk mail flyer - check!
Third step - lick off and go back to step one!
Then just give your Mom a great big cute smile when she sees the huge mess she gets to clean up. "Don't worry Mom, you can lick it clean!" It's a good thing I love you Asa Bean