Oh What They Come Up With

A few funny stories:

So tonight Dylan and I are having dinner (Matt's working late). Dylan asks to be excused after taking a few bites (her latest trick to then say she's starving right before bedtime). I ask her to take a few more bits, which she does cramming it all into her mouth, which then of course she gags and there is a massive exit now coming from her mouth which then turns into a full on gusher of ... well you can guess, which then keeps on coming and is now all over the table, floor, and Dylan herself - and it keeps coming. After we finally get the flood gates to stop flowing I ask Dylan if she's okay (as this all was a little weird) and she says "I ok, I just ate too much breakfast and dinner and my tummy got over full. I need Dad to rock-a-rock me and I'll be okay.". Okay the girl barely ate today. I really tried not to crack up as the girl was dripping with puke but come on - my tummy got over full, classic!

The other day Matt got a small puffy envelope in the mail - Dylan spotted it and said "hey Mom, we got a package, let's open it." I told her it was for her dad and that she'd have to wait. She then turns around and says "Hey Mom, I'm thinking it's underwear." Uh, like her dad gets underwear in the mail all the time! I got a good laugh over that one. But perhaps she knows something I don't - is there a Victoria's Secret for men?

Dylan's latest saying is "Hey Mom, I have an idea. I'm thinking...."

When I tuck her into bed at night she says "I can't wait until I wake up so that I can sneak up and climb into your bed." And sure enough every night at some point I hear the pidder-padder of little feet, she puts her water bottle on my night stand, climbs over the top of me, and climbs down under the covers between Matt and me and says "Hi Dad" and then passes out hogging the bed.

Broken

We are in the beginning phases of potty training. Every night after bath I let Dylan streak around the house until she has to go pee. She then runs into the bathroom, sits her little bum down on her potty, and makes pee in the pot. She gets sooo excited jumping up and down yelling "I did it, I did it, candy, candy". I've been using candy as a little incentive which has been helping. My sister was trained as a kid with the water running which to this day when she hears running water she runs for a toilet. So I thought maybe I should stay clear of that method but now I'm thinking Dylan will be 16, pee, and then think 'hum, I suddenly want candy'.



So the other night I ask Dylan if she needs to make pee-pee in the pot. She runs to her little potty, sits down, and makes the funniest little pushing face. Oh she pushes and pushes. She then jumps up and says "Uttoh Momma, broken, not working" as in her plumbing is broken because nothing is coming out. Oh I had a good laugh over that one. She then climbs up on "Momma's potty" to try it out, thinking it was the potty and not her. She gave it a good try again and then strugs her shoulders and says 'broken'.

"I sorry Dad I Ate It All" - A Funny Moment

Dylan says to her dad the other day "hey Dad, wanna bite?", he says "yum, okay" and goes in for a bite, Dylan then says to him "I sorry Dad, I ate it all". Truly hilarious as I don't even know where she learned it from.

The Best Sound In The World

More Streakin'

Here's Matt's photos from Dylan's streakin'. So cute worth a second post.

Houston We Have A Streaker!

Uh, this was totally D - no prompting here. And let's just say someone thought they were VERY funny! Well okay it was hilarious! I think the funniest part was the fact that she couldn't see but it didn't stop her from running around. Matt got some great shots of the moment - just have to track them down.

TP Fun

"Hey You, Feed Me ~ Please"

"Hey you, you there, ya you feed me.... pretty please."

"Otherwise Piglet here gets it. Just Kidding."